Unfinsihed Collab Fic: Of Vampires, Fanfiction, and Talkshows
This series was written with a friend of mine over Yahoo! Messenger conversations back in late 2002. Unfortunately we lost touch and the series was never completed. But here is what was finished
Title: Of Vampires, Fanfiction and Talkshows
Authors: Aerithika and Ashley
Pairings: S/X now, many more later
Rating: This part G-Pgish, later parts NC-17
Summary: Spike gets bored and goes online
Spoilers: Umm, up to current seasons of Buffy and Angel, sorta, gets AU real fast
Note: This all started one night when Ashley and I couldn't sleep and were chatting. The plot bunnies attacked in force.
Dedication: This fic is dedicated to all of our listsibs
Feedback: Yes please, at either obiwan_jinn@yahoo.com or whitelite13@yahoo.com
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Of Vampires, Fanfiction and Talkshows
Spike sat down in front of the computer Xander had just bought for their apartment. Xander was off at work and Spike was bored. That’s why he was sitting
staring at the blank screen in front of him. He turned on the computer, waiting impatiently for it to start up. Upon seeing that it was ready Spike clicked
on the link for internet explorer.
Spike typed in an address for a search engine that Willow and Dawn had shown him a few weeks prior. He KNEW that somebody had to have created a site about
him, he was the Big Bad. Out of boredom and curiosity he typed into the search field Xander and Spike. To his surprise he got quite a few results and decided
to check out the first one on the list, it was for a site called Moist & Delicious.
Spike clicked on the link and to his surprise and delight it was a fanfiction archive dedicated to fics about Xander and himself. He started reading some of
the stories on the site, not bothering to wonder how the authors knew about them.
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Xander walked in the door and saw Spike staring at the computer screen, a smirk on his face. “Spike, I’m home. How was your day?”
Spike quickly turned off the computer, having saved the site to his favorites list. He turned to face his lover, an embarrassed grin on his face. He looked
over at the clock, realizing that he had just spent the whole day reading stories about Xander and himself. Some of them had made him laugh, some had made
him want to rip someone’s throat out, some had made him wish that Xander had been home just so he could shag him.
Xander noticed how quickly Spike had turned off the computer, mentally groaning and cursing Willow and Dawn for teaching Spike how to use the computer. He
wondered just what kind of trouble his lover had been getting himself into online. He made a mental note to ask Willow to show him how to find out exactly
Spike had been getting himself into.
All thoughts of Willow quickly left Xander’s mind when Spike grabbed him and kissed him like his life depended on it. Spike used his vampiric strength to pick
him up and carry him to the bedroom.
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Xander kissed Spike as he woke up the next morning. He had no clue what had gotten into his lover but was happy at the results it caused. He stretched and
walked towards the bathroom, leaving his sleeping vampire on the bed.
As soon as Xander had closed the bathroom door Spike was out of bed and turning on the computer. He smiled as he remember the fun he had had the night before
with the inspiration the stories had given him. He had no clue what demon had spread info about Xander and himself, but he was glad, it had given him many
great ideas to use on his lover.
He opened the fic archive in one window and did a search in a second one. In the search he typed NummyTreats, the name Moist & Delicious said it was an
archive of. Upon finding what he was looking for Spike clicked the link. He looked over when he heard Xander clear his throat and stood up to give his lover
a kiss before he went off to work.
“I’m going to regret buying that thing aren’t I?” Xander asked, after breaking the kiss.
Spike just gave him an innocent look before walking him towards the door. As soon as Xander was out the door Spike was racing back to the computer and
registering to become a member of NummyTreats.
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Three hours of fics and several emails to the authors of said fics later Spike sat sipping a warmed mug of blood. He had registered for a Yahoo! email
account and had downloaded Yahoo! Messenger on the advice of two of his new online buddies, Ashley Malachi and Aerithika. The girls seemed nice enough and
were glad to explain everything he needed to know about NummyTreats.
Spike had been quite shocked to find out about the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Aerithika and Ashley had filled him in on the series. Spike had been
speechless for over three minutes and the girls had been worried about their new listsib. When he had given his real name the girls had laughed, they thought
he was lying. He knew just how to deal with that though.
Thanking Willow for her help Spike hacked into the computer records and got both of the girls’ phone numbers. Grabbing his cell phone he dialed the first
number, Aerithika’s and waited for her to pick up.
“Hello?” the voice on the other end said.
“Dina, right?” Spike asked using the real name she had given him when they were chatting.
“Umm, yeah, and this is?” she asked a bit nervously.
Spike chuckled, “This is Spike. We’ve been chatting for the last half hour.”
“Uh-huh, sure. Okay who are you really and what do you want?”
Spike sighed with frustration and typed a little message to her on the messenger, ‘Calm down just wanted to prove that I am who I said I was.’
Dina looked at her screen and then listened closely to the voice on the other end of the phone, “Oh! My! God! You really are Spike aren’t you?”
Spike laughed as she babbled on the other end. He had gotten quite used to hearing babbling in his years living in Sunnydale. When she stopped to catch her
breath he said, “Yes I am, pet. And you’re Dina.”
tbc
Title: Of Vampires, Fanfiction and Talkshows chapter 1
Subtitle: Dark Kitten
Authors: Aerithika and Ashley
Pairings: S/X now, many more later
Rating: This part Pg, later parts NC-17
Summary: How it all began
Spoilers: A/U but spoilers for seasons 2-4 of Buffy for this part
Note: This all started one night when Ashley and I couldn't sleep and were chatting. The plot bunnies attacked in force.
Dedication: This fic is dedicated to all of our listsibs
Feedback: Yes please, Either Me obiwan_jinn@yahoo.com or Ashley whitelite13@yahoo.com
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A few weeks passed and Spike spent more and more time online. He decided to write a story about Xander and himself. It was the true version of how the two of
them had first gotten together. Spike smiled as he reread the “fic”.
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It had all started when Dru and he had arrived in Sunnydale. The night Spike had went to the Bronze to get a glimpse of the Slayer and to let her know he was
going to kill her he had seen Xander. Instantly he had fallen for the dark-haired youth. Spike had followed Xander home before returning to Dru. It had all
gone down hill after that. Angel had to go and offer Xander to Spike and it had taken all of Spike’s limited patience NOT to claim the boy then and there.
The next few months had been hell for Spike. It had all started when he saw the boy on Halloween. If he hadn’t had been so determined to kill the Slayer he
would have turned Xander that night, but of course he was too stubborn to go after what he really wanted. When he got stuck in the wheelchair and Dru had
started trying to baby him, he started losing interest in the dark-haired vampiress. He was almost glad when Angelus had returned. With Dru off fawning over
Angelus, Spike had plenty of time to watch Xander. The only problem Spike had with Angelus was the obsession with the Slayer and him wanting to suck the
world into hell.
So Spike had formed a truce with Buffy, not telling her his real reason for it. It wasn’t Dru he was really worried about, but Xander. Dru was a demon and
wouldn’t be in too much trouble in hell. Not his Xander though, Xander was one of the good guys and would suffer horribly if Angelus’ plan was put into effect.
When Buffy had fought Angelus, Spike had seen Xander leaving with Giles, glad that the boy was safe. Spike left town with Dru, hoping that nothing happened
to his dark-haired boy while he was away.
That time was no picnic for Xander either. He too had fallen for the blonde that night at the Bronze, but couldn’t tell anyone of his feelings. He was sure
Angel knew though, but the vampire had said nothing. When Xander got involved with Cordelia it was purely out of desperation. He knew he couldn’t be with the
blonde vampire who haunted his thoughts and dreams. When he saw Spike driving out of Sunnydale with Dru, his heart fell.
When Spike and Dru got to Brazil it went from bad to worse. She had known all along about his feelings for Xander and let him know her opinion of it. To say
she was mad would be the understatement of the year. She threw it in Spike’s face at every opportunity she had. Spike had finally had enough and left her. On
his way back to Sunnydale he concocted a tale of how she had left him for a chaos demon. He knew he could find someone to perform a love spell on Xander to
get the boy to like him. Of course he would lie and say it was for Dru until the last moment. On the way back he started drinking heavily, hoping that he was
doing the “right” thing. Upon entering Sunnydale he went back to the Mansion, the last place he had seen Xander. To Spike’s surprise Angel had been there.
Things didn’t go as planned and Spike had been forced to leave Sunnydale once more.
Spike returned to Sunnydale again, this time with Harmony in tow. The real reason he had even took interest in her was that she had known Xander. He couldn’t
care less about her. She knew he was using her, but then again she was using him as well.
When the Initiative captured him, Spike’s only thoughts were of Xander. When Spike realized that he couldn’t bite anyone, he knew he had wasted his chances to
claim Xander as his. Having to go to the Slayer for help had shamed him, how was he supposed to go on now that he couldn’t be who he was supposed to be. The
“engagement” to Buffy had sickened him deeply, it should have been Xander he was with, not her.
When Giles sent Spike off the live with Xander, Spike inwardly jumped for joy. He was now able to be closer to what was his than he ever had before.
tbc
Title: Of Vampires, Fanfiction and Talkshows chapter 2
Subtitle: The Dance
Authors: Aerithika obiwan_jinn@ yahoo.com and Ashley whitelite13@yahoo.com
Pairings: S/X now, many more later
Rating: R-NC-17ish
Summary: Xander dances for Spike
Spoilers: A/U but spoilers for seasons 2-4 of Buffy for this part
Note: This all started one night when Ashley and I couldn't sleep and were chatting. The plot bunnies attacked in force.
Dedication: This fic is dedicated to all of our listsibs
Feedback: Yes please,
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Spike smirked at the computer screen. What had happened after the Gentlemen had been destroyed had been a blast. He continued to reread what he had written.
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Giles had called everyone over to his place the following day. Well the Scoobies that is. Xander didn’t trust Spike alone at his place, so he had dragged the
chipped vampire along with him, much to Anya’s displeasure. In fact the ex-demon was so upset that Spike was going to be there that she had told Xander very
loudly that she would “IN NO WAY BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH THE BLONDE JERK,” before storming out of the condo.
Shortly after Anya’s outburst Buffy had left for patrol and Willow left to go see her friend Tara. Giles still wanted Xander to do some research, so he
stayed. The phone rang and Giles told Xander he had to leave for a while, that he should finish what he was working on and head on home. As soon as Giles was
out the door the book Xander was reading was pulled out of his hands. He looked up in frustration at the blonde vampire. Sighing he asked, “Don’t you have
anything else to do than annoy me, Spike?”
Spike just smirked at the dark-haired object of his affections. He slowly walked to the door and grabbed his coat. Xander picked up his book again, glad that
the distraction was leaving. He groaned when he heard the lock click and the lights were shut off. “Spike what are you up to?” he asked. “Turn the lights back
on.”
He heard a soft chuckle and then a husky voice whispering in his ear, “I don’t think so, Pet. I have other things I want to do with you.”
Xander gulped nervously. He stiffened when he felt Spike’s cool lips brush against his own. “Spike, what are you doing?” he asked as Spike slowly pulled his
shirt off.
“What does it feel like, Xander? God you are so gorgeous like this. You don’t know how long I have wanted to touch you like this.”
Spike moved back up and kissed Xander hard. He was pleasantly surprised when Xander kissed him back, he hadn’t thought that Xander would actually participate
in this. All thoughts dissolved when Xander started unzipping his jeans.
“Spike,” Xander moaned, “please, turn on the lights. I want to see you. I want to make sure this isn’t just a dream.”
Spike pulled away, leaving Xander moaning from the loss. He smiled, “Don’t worry, Luv, I’m just turning the lights back on like you asked.”
He quickly crossed the room and turned on the lights before returning to Xander. Straddling Xander’s lap, Spike kissed him hard, them kissed a trail to
Xander’s earlobe. “Xander,” he whispered into Xander’s ear, “I want to see you dance like you did in the strip club.”
Xander gasped, “How did you find out about that?”
Spike licked Xander’s neck before answering, “I was there, watching you, wanting to feel you, imagining you were dancing only for me.”
At Spike’s words Xander grew instantly hard, “Gahh.”
Spike reached under the couch and pulled out a small CD player. Xander gave him an odd look, “What was that doing there?”
“I put it there,” Spike said with a smirk. “That and some other things.”
Spike moved off of Xander’s lap and sat down on next to him. Taking the hint Xander stood. Spike pushed the play button and the opening notes of Cry Little
Sister began to play. Xander shook his head, Spike really had watched him perform, as that was the song he had danced to his first night.
Xander started swaying to the beat, his brown-eyes locked on Spike’s blue orbs. He ran his hands over his naked chest, fingers dancing over his stiff nipples.
Slowly, far too slowly for Spike’s taste, he ran his hands down his stomach, and over the front of his pants. His hands continued their downward path as he
turned and bent over in front of Spike.
Spike licked his lips at the sight Xander made. He took in a deep unneeded breath as Xander reached back and ran his hands across his ass. Xander starts to
move to the beat like a panther stalking his prey, his strong muscles rippling with each step.
Spike can only bend his mind around a few thoughts, “Oh, shit. Wow! He really has grown up since Oxnard. Those shit jobs that Xander has been working for the
last few months have made him fill out, his chest and shoulders have broadened, his muscles have tightened up, okay why am I thinking when I have him dancing
for me?”
Spike’s mouth went dry as Xander began to sway his hips in a sensual rhythm, and his eyes refused to leave the human’s body. Spike moaned and bit his full
bottom lip.
Xander, hearing that sound, smirked to himself as he turned slowly, and spreading his legs wide, he bent over at the waist, exposing that beautiful round
ass, when Spike opened his eyes again, that sweet arse was just inches from his face. Spike swallowed hard as Xander danced slowly away again, his back still
to his audience of one. His finger tips traced trails of hot heat as he swirled them all over his butt, his thighs, up and down his arms. It looked like he
danced with the beat. That was an illusion, turning again, so slowly he danced in third beat, a thing most strippers did without even trying, it was the art
of dancing inside the music not with it. Becoming the music, stepping inside, enjoying the ride as the melody rocked his sexy lean body, The music covered
him, the Vampire could feel the pulses from where he sat, mesmerized...So beautiful, his man-child, his Xan-pet, so bloody beautiful With his dark hair, eyes
like both a fine whiskey and a deep rich chocolate. So classical, so breathtakingly amazing, and, he was everything Spike had ever wanted, ever wished for in
his life, or un-life.. The jolt that Spike felt suddenly shook him to his very core. He LOVED Xander LaVelle Harris....
Xander smiled as he watched Spikes blue gaze glaze over. The smirk became one of Xanders beautiful smiles, causing his deep dimples to show briefly. Turning
again, he spread his legs once more, this time, the teasing fingers touched bare flesh..*Bloody 'ell! When did he loose his pants?*
Xander traced his hands up and down his body once again, only this time from his toe tips, to his thighs, and slowly up, up, up, his inner thighs.. until he
cupped his crotch, and slowly squeezed, then both hands played over his bulge. His strong hands sliding over his smooth ass, his tiny pink pucker winked at
Spike.
He turned again, and faced the stunned Vampire. The younger mans look turning suddenly predatory again, as he stalked the few steps to Spikes chair. He
lunged, causing the Vampire to sink backwards in the soft cushions as his Xan-pet rubbed up against him like a large jungle cat. His face was licked from the
edge of his chin to the scar on his eyebrow, down across the bridge of his aquiline nose. With one tug, Xander ripped off Spike’s shirt, exposing creamy pale
flesh to his hungry eyes.
Dipping down his head, Xander began lathing the tiny pink nipples, nibbling, biting, still keeping the pace of the sounds as the beat thrummed louder.
Suddenly he slammed both strong hands on either side of HIS Vampire.
With a moan, Spike almost came in his jeans, as Xander rubbed his hot golden flesh against Spikes pale cooler one. Tan nipples feather touched pink ones, as
Xander continued to rub his chest and lower body on Spikes. Spike was now panting.
Xander smiled a truly evil smile, it started out so tiny, and grew, flashing his pretty white teeth at Spike, he felt the hyena raise her head as he leaned
up, and scented HIS Vampire’s neck. Playfully he nipped at the smooth column of pale flesh. Slowly he worked his way up, and over, until he found himself nose
tip to nose tip with one very turned on Master Vampire....hehe..
Xanders skin danced as he felt Spikes low rumbly growl tickle his chest....
In a flash, Xander was slammed flat on his back, and Spike’s jeans were unbuttoned, unzipped, jerked down to his ankles, being kicked off.
*HHmm, this could get interesting...*
Both men froze as they heard the damming sound of a key twisting in a lock
“Bloody Hell!” Spike exclaimed quickly getting dressed. “He was supposed to keep him away for the rest of the night.”
“What’s going on, Spike?” Xander asked as he too got dressed.
“I’ll tell you later, pet. Right now we have to get going.” Spike leaned down and pulled a bag out from under the couch. He shoved the CD player inside, and
pulled out a metallic object. “Here, fasten this around my neck,” he said, handing what Xander now saw as a dog-collar and leash.
Xander gulped and did what he was told. Spike smirked at him and held out the chain to Xander. Xander had just grabbed the end when the door opened, and in
walked Giles and a smirking Ethan.
Ethan looked at the vampire and the human and then back to Giles, who had begun stuttering at them, “It’s okay Rupert, I’m sure we can find a leash for you,
too.”
Xander grabbed his things and dragged his smirking vampire along, “Giles, why don’t Blondie and I leave you and Spell-by-numbers to your evening.”
Giles and Spike said nothing, but regarded each other with a raised eyebrow
TBC
Title: Of Vampires, Fanfiction and Talkshows chapter 3
Subtitle: On With The Show
Authors: Aerithika obiwan_jinn@ yahoo.com and Ashley whitelite13@yahoo.com
Pairings: S/X now, many more later
Rating: NC-17
Summary: the girls come to visit
Spoilers: A/U spoilers up to season 7 of Buffy this part
Note: This all started one night when Ashley and I couldn't sleep and were chatting. The plot bunnies attacked in force.
Dedication: This fic is dedicated to all of our listsibs
Feedback: Yes please,
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Spike smiled as he sent his finished “fic” to the list. If anyone wanted to know what happened next, well they’d have to beg and he might send a sequel. Not
even five minutes after posting he was being IM’d by Dina and Ashley. The girls both began gushing about his “story” and begged him for a sequel. He couldn’t be
too easy on them, and he told them he’d “think” about it, even though the story was already written.
Spike looked over at the clock. His Nummy would be home in a few minutes. Telling the girls he’s talk to them later, Spike logged off and went to stand by the
door. He listened closely as Xander unlocked the door, and grabbed his lover as soon as he had opened it.
“Missed you,” Spike said, pulling back so Xander could breath.
“I missed you too. How was your day?”
“The usual. I just got done talking to the girls.”
Xander shook his head, “If I didn’t know you were totally committed to me, I might get jealous.”
“You know that you’re the only one I want, Luv.” Spike could see that something was on Xander’s mind, “What’s wrong?”
“Nothing’s wrong. It’s just that, umm, Buffy, Willow, Anya and Dawn are coming over tonight. They don’t know you’re living here, hell they don’t know that you are
even back in town. How are we going to explain this to them.”
“We’ll think of something, luv. We always do. If you want I can leave for a while so they won’t have to find out.”
Xander motioned around the apartment to Spike’s many possessions, the girls would know right away that Spike was living with Xander.
“Or not. We could say that ‘M crazy and you, being a goody-goody and all that, couldn’t let poor defenseless me live all on my lonesome?”
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The girls got to the apartment earlier than Spike and Xander thought they would. When they found out about Spike living with Xander and being “crazy” their
emotions varied from annoyance to downright concern: Anya was annoyed, Buffy was confused, Willow was shocked and Dawn was concerned. Dawn had even gone as
far as to try and hug the “crazy” vampire. Within a few minutes of arriving at the apartment Anya had left, muttering under her breath about “idiot do gooders,
what should I have expected?”
Willow and Buffy were worried about Xander and how he was dealing with said “crazy” vampire, and had asked him when Spike had left the room. Xander had told
them he was fine with it, that Spike wasn’t causing him any troubles, just being his usual self, only “crazy”. Buffy made it clear that if Spike tried anything
she would waste no time staking him.
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After finally ushering the girls out Spike quickly shut and locked the door. He grabbed Xander by the shirt and dragged in close. Their mouths met and they
began a war with their tongues. Xander moaned as Spike ripped his shirt off, letting the torn pieces lie where they fell. Spike’s hands quickly unzipped his
pants and shoved them to the ground. Xander smirked as Spike quickly pulled off his own clothes.
Xander groaned when Spike sunk to his knees and wrapped his lips around his hard cock. He twined his fingers into the peroxide-blonde hair of his lover as
the vampire’s lips slid up and down his cock. “Faster,” Xander moaned as Spike bobbed his head in a slow, steady pace.
Spike pulled off, a smirk on his face, “Don’t want you to cum too soon, lover. I have plans for you.” With that Spike pushed Xander to the floor.
Xander’s eyes lit up when he realized what Spike had in mind.
Spike didn’t disappoint him as he sunk down onto Xander’s hard cock with one fast movement. “God yes,” Xander panted as Spike began to rise and fall on him.
Spike smiled down at his lover as he tightened his muscles around Xander’s cock. He sped up his movements when Xander wrapped his hand around his cock and
stroked it in time with Spike’s bobbing on his cock. Spike growled, and his face shifted. Xander reached up and pulled Spike down for a quick kiss. Their
tongues fought for dominance. Spike whimpered as Xander pulled back, but when he saw Xander offering him his neck he smiled. “Are you sure, luv? I mean, with
Buffy thinking I’m crazy an’ all, don’t wanna give her a reason to stake me.”
“Do it,” Xander whispered huskily, “Do it now.”
Spike licked his lips and leaned over to Xander’s neck. Slowly, oh so slowly, he bit into Xander’s flesh. Xander gasped as Spike began to drink. The sensations
were to much for him and he exploded. The feeling of Xander’s orgasm, coupled with the taste of his blood, sent Spike spiraling over the edge.
Both lay panting, content in the afterglow. Spike lovingly kissed the bitemark on Xander’s neck.
“That was nice,” Xander said sleepily.
“That it was pet, that it was,” Spike said with a yawn.
“We should go to bed,” Xander said, his eyes closing.
Before Spike could respond, both were fast asleep.
TBC
Title: Of Vampires, Fanfiction and Talkshows chapter 4
Subtitle:
Authors: Aerithika obiwan_jinn@ yahoo.com and Ashley whitelite13@yahoo.com
Pairings: S/X now, many more later
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The Gang starts finding out and Spike and Xander have a special moment
Spoilers: A/U 7th season Buffy,
Note: This all started one night when Ashley and I couldn't sleep and were chatting. The plot bunnies attacked in force.
Dedication: This fic is dedicated to all of our listsibs
Feedback: Yes please,
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A few weeks passed and Spike wrote many fics for the list under the name Mysterio. His writing was so good in fact that a company that published Buffy the
Vampire Slayer Fanzine’s offered him a contract. Within a few days of accepting the offer his first stories were published and out for the general populace.
Spike smiled at the turn of events that had led to his current situation. Xander still had no clue to what he did all day on line but Spike was planning on
telling him soon. Spike chatted regularly with Ashley and Dina. One day he told them that he was planning on letting the others know about Xander and
himself. The only problem was how to do it and not get staked.
The girls had jokingly told him he should go on the Jerry Springer show. He had laughed at the idea, but after logging off the Internet he realized that it
didn’t sound like a bad idea. With a smirk, Spike decided to call in a few favors. After setting everything into motion Spike sat back with a smirk. Things
were about to get interesting.
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Dawn sat facing her sister. She sighed as Buffy droned on and on about inappropriate behavior in the school. All she had been doing was reading a story; it
wasn’t like she had been doing any spells in the library or some of the other “inappropriate” things that Buffy herself had done in school. True the story had
been pretty graphic, but it was harmless.
She had found the fic when she was online with Willow. They had been looking up something, Dawn couldn’t remember what at the moment, when they had stumbled
upon the story. Right away they both had realized who the author was. It was obvious because of the references to the whole Scooby Gang.
“... can’t be reading this stuff in class, Dawn. You’re lucky your teacher didn’t send you to talk to the principal. I will talk to Willow about this when I get
home. Go back to class.”
Dawn sighed and left the office.
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Anya walked up the stairs quickly carrying the package that she had received in the mail. It was the newest issue of her favorite slash zine. She torn open
the packaging and looked at the cover. It said that there was a new author’s writings inside and Anya smiled at the prospect of finding a new favorite writer.
She opened to the table of contents and saw what page the author, Mysterio’s, stories started on. Smiling she began reading them. Her smile didn’t last long,
though, and soon she was scowling in outrage. She was sure she knew who the author was and would give that son-of-a-bitch an earful for writing such harsh
words about her.
She stormed out of her apartment and hurried over to Xander’s apartment. She had figured that the whole “Spike is crazy” was an act.
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Giles looked down at the package he held in his hands. He knew that opening it would be a mistake, but curiosity got the better of him. Slowly he opened it
and sighed at the zine. Shaking his head he opened it to a page that was marked in very familiar handwriting. He read a few lines and quickly took off his
glasses to clean them.
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Xander walked in the door and saw Spike sitting on the couch. “Hey, Spike. How was your day?”
“Good. I talked to my friends and they said we should come out to your friends. I agree with them. I’m gonna do it on the Jerry Springer Show.”
“What? Why on national television, Spike?”
“Think about it, Luv, she won’t be able to hit me, let alone dust me there.”
“Yeah that makes sense, kind of,” before Xander could say another word Spike was kissing him.
“It will be fine, Pet. You’ll see. Besides I’ll have the girls come so they can watch our backs.”
Xander rolled his eyes, “You talk to those two every day, don’t you, Spike?”
Spike nodded, before kissing Xander again. He slowly began undressing Xander and pulled him into their bedroom.
Xander’s thoughts raced, he knew Spike loved him, but he was always talking to those two. Xander didn’t want to seem jealous, but everytime he brought them up
to Spike he’d change the subject or want to have sex.
Spike sighed, “What’s wrong, Xan-pet? Tell me what’s bothering you.”
“Umm, all the time you spend talking to Ashley and Dina, I was wondering if...” Xander trailed off.
Spike was about to assure his lover that the girls were just friends when there was a pounding knock on the door.
Xander, who was wearing more than Spike, that being he was wearing boxers and Spike was naked, got up to answer it. Xander picked up a robe and wrapped it
around his body before getting to the door. He looked out the peephole and groaned, a very pissed off looking Anya stood on the other side, hands on her
hips.
Slowly Xander opened the door to see what the furious Vengeance Demon wanted. “Anya, what brings you over? It‘s late and I was just going to bed,” he asked,
running his hands through his tousled hair.
“Is Spike here?” Anya screeched, shoving the Zine she was holding in Xander’s face.
“No, he isn’t. What is that?”
“This, Xander Harris, happens to be a fanzine I read, and Spike totally bashed me in it.”
Xander faked a yawn to hide a laugh; Anya doesn’t buy it though.
“Oi! What’s all the racket about out there? Some of us are trying to sleep,” Spike says as he walks out of the bedroom, a sheet wrapped around his naked form,
not tightly enough though, as it falls to the floor when he reaches Xander.
Anya looks at Xander and then at Spike, “HOW LONG HAVE THE TWO OF YOU BEEN HAVING ORGASMS TOGETHER!?!?!?!?!”
Xander blushes, Spike just smirks and wraps his arms around Xander’s waist, slipping his hands into the robe. His wicked hands grasp onto Xander’s cock and
start stroking him into hardness. Xander moaned as Spike began to suck on his neck.
Anya glared at the two, more upset now than when she had come over, “Xander, why are you letting him do that? You. Are. Not. GAY!” Her tirade seemed to lose
steam and she finished in a half whisper, “Are you?”
Xander was too caught up in the moment to care that Anya was watching them, “No, Anya, I’m not.”
Spike snickered from his position at Xander’s neck, his hands never once leaving Xander’s flesh.
“I’m bi,” Xander finished, biting back a laugh.
Anya’s eyes practically bug out of her head. “How long have you two been together?” Her eyes are locked on Spike’s hands which still are massaging Xander’s hard
flesh, and Spike is sure he can see her drooling.
“Since before you were in town, Anya. Well, kinda, we didn’t officially get together until the night after the Gentlemen were destroyed, but there were those
few make out sessions behind the Bronze back when Spike here was trying to kill Buffy.”
“That would have been when you were a Junior in High School.”
“Oh, yeah. It started shortly before Xan’s 17th birthday. We couldn’t be together at the time, considering I was with Dru and he was with Cordelia. Those two
had us on short leashes.”
Xander laughed, “Leashes. Dance. Gahh.”
Spike knew what Xander was thinking about and shoved the startled Anya out the door, locking and dead bolting it.
Spike turned and pounced on Xander, kissing him hard. In a blink of an eye, Spike picked up Xander and threw him over his shoulder.
Setting his love down on the bed, Spike saw a frown on his face. “What’s wrong, Luv?”
“She’ll tell the others,” Xander answered, getting up and pacing.
“Let her. We were gonna tell them anyway.”
“Spike, she’ll tell tem, and then Buffy will come over and stake you and I’ll lose you and I can’t go on without you,” Xander said, forcing himself not to cry.
“Hush, Luv. They won’t believe her. Trust me it will be okay, I promise that nothing will happen to me,” Spike said gathering his love in his arms.
“But what about my family, my coworkers, they’ll hate me.”
“Who cares what those wankers think.”
“I care, Spike. How will I face them?”
“We’ll take it one day at a time. They’ll come around. I love you, that’s all that matters. Always.”
“I love you too, Spike. I’ve loved you since I met you.”
“Of course you do. Now get your luscious ass in bed.”
“Can’t,” Xander laughed.
“Why not?” Spike asked.
“’Cause you are holding me.”
Spike smiles at him, tracing his fingers over Xander’s face, “I’ve loved you for a long time too, Pet, ever since I saw you dancing at the Bronze with Slayer
and Red. I love how you move.” Spike kisses him softly.
“Will Anya tell Buffy and Willow?”
Spike shrugs, “Probably. Do you really think they’ll believe her? She’s a Vengeance Demon again, luv.”
“And she’s still pissed at me for leaving her at the alter. But what if Buffy does believe her and comes here and stakes you? I can’t lose you.”
“You won’t, Xan. Listen, D’Hoffryn owes me quite a few favors, he won’t let anything happen, Luv. He’s a good chap. Anya won’t dare touch you. And I‘ve made sure
that nothing can happen to me for the time being.”
“Really?” Xander says uncertain of Spike’s conviction.
“Xan-pet, you are NOT going to lose me. I love you too much for that.”
Xander smiles, “Okay. Umm, now where were we?”
“Here,” Spike growls, pulling Xander and himself down onto the bed.
“Oh, yeah. ‘Cept I think your mouth should be a lot lower.”
Spike smirks, pulling Xander’s boxer’s off. Slowly he travels down Xander’s body, licking, kissing and sucking any skin he comes in contact with. He looks up at
his love and smirks before slowly snaking his tongue across the tip of Xander’s cock. Xander arches off the bed.
“Here?” Spike asks.
“Yeah, there.”
In one slow, fluid motion, Spike engulfs Xander's hard cock in his cool mouth, savoring his unique flavor, scent and feel.
Xander twists his fingers into Spike’s hair, trying to pull him closer as Spike’s slender fingers lightly brush across his balls, teasing, rubbing, lightly
pulling, then tugging.
“Spike, love you, need you in me, ppplllleeeaaaaasssssseeee.” Xander moaned as Spike continued to suck him slowly, his tongue flicking all around the head of
Xander’s cock.
Spike was caught up in the taste of HIS Xander; nothing could compare to him, no Slayer, no demons, nobody was like Xander.
“Spike, please,” Xander moaned, pulling Spike back to what was going on.
“Hhhmmmm?” Spike asked, his mouth never leaving Xander’s flesh.
Xander groaned in frustration.
“Want something, Pet?” Spike purred, smirking at him.
“Fuck me, Spike. Please, please, please.”
“Well, since you begged so prettily,” with vampiric speed, Spike grabbed the lube and coated his erection in it. Slowly he slipped one, then two fingers into
Xander, stretching him. He added a third, and began stroking Xander’s prostate, licking his lips as Xander arched off the bed.
Xander pulled Spike down, kissing him hard, their tongues mapping out each others mouths, following a path that was well known. Xander ran his hands down
Spikes, sides as they kiss and Spike sucked on his tongue, enjoying the happy noises coming from Xander.
Xander pushed him slightly away, and whispers, “Spike, can you just fuck me already.”
“Over,” Spike growled, pulling Xander to his knees.
“Mmmm, Spike, that’s more like it.”
Spike trailed his tongue across one of Xander’s perfect ass cheeks, intent on finding his prize.
---
“...can’t come to the phone right now. Leave a message. Beep! Hey, Xander. It’s Buffy, but you already knew that. Umm, Anya just came over and said that Spike
was doing naughty things to you. Can you believe that? Crazy Vengeance Demon, huh? Well I’ll talk to you soon. Bye.”
---
“Shit,” Spike said, but it came out as “sht” considering he had his tongue up Xander’s hole, further preparing him.
Xander was panting loudly as Spike continued to tease him, “So what should I tell her if she asks what happened?”
Spike continued what he was doing, but shrugged in response to Xander’s question.
“Spike, please, I need you.”
Spike pulled back and positioned himself so he’d have the best angle to fuck Xander at.
Xander threw his head back in ecstasy as Spike entered him, “Aaaahhh! So good, Spike.”
Spike slowly began thrusting, angling his hips so that the head of his cock would brush against Xander’s prostate with every thrust. “Mmm, love you. No one’s
gonna take you from me. God, Xander. Mine! MINE!”
“Yours, Spike, always yours. YOURS! MINE!”
Spike’s thrusts became more erratic, gaining momentum, faster and faster, as he approached the edge. ‘Gotta hold off, make it good for Xander, he’ll never leave
me. DAMN SLAYER! DAMN ANYA! wish they’d mind their own business and let us be, MINE!’ With each thrust Spike growled MINE! and to each MINE! Xander responded
YOURS!
Spike pulled them so Xander was practically sitting on his lap, still being thrust into by Spike. Spike wrapped his arms around Xander, one hand over his
heart, the other wrapped around Xander’s cock, stroking it in time with his thrusts. The change in angle was too much and Spike came. Xander turned his head
and kissed him. The feeling of Spike emptying his seed into him sent Xander over the edge, lips still against Spike’s.
They pull apart and Xander turns to face Spike. Spike smiles at him, wraps his arms tightly around him and kissed him gently. Xander smiles back, “Yours,
Spike. Always yours, love you so much.”
“I love you, Xander. I don’t want to lose you.”
“You won’t. I love you too much for that.”
“So what was Anya going on about with that zine?”
“It’s stories I have written about things here. You, me, the others. My point of view of course.”
“Of course. So you ripped on Anya in one of them?”
Spike smirked, “Yeah, kinda.” He kisses Xander, “That’s kinda the reason we have to go on the show, it’s important.”
“I don’t care, I love you, I don’t care what anyone else says about you.”
The phone rings again.
Xander gets up to answer it.
Spike whispers, too low for Xander to hear, “I just hope that’s enough.”
“Hello?”
“Um, hey, how are you?”
“Hey, Wills, what’s up. I’m good, tired but good.”
“Um, Buffy said that Anya said...” Willow took a breath. “Ohgodxanderareusleepingwuithspike?”
“Breath, Willow.”
Xander looks over at Spike, who has just walked out of the bedroom.
“Um, well, I mean, um, are you gay?”
“No, Willow, I’m not gay.”
“OH, THANK GODDESS!”
“I’m bi.”
“Oh, OH, okay, um, yeah that makes sense. Well, after Cordy of course. Heh, um, sorry, I didn’t mean.”
“Umm, Willow, I’ve known since before I dated Cordelia.”
“Crap, I’m messing this all up, but, Xander, you do know that Buffywillfreak!shewilldustSpikeandaskquestionslater, well, maybe not, and,
didyouknowAnyaisaVengeanceDemonagain? Wait? You did?”
“Yes, I know. And Buffy WILL NOT STAKE MY BOYFRIEND!!!” Spike catches Xander’s tone and the look on his face and smiles.
“Xander LaVelle Harris! YOU are SUPPOSED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND! HOW COULD YOU HAVE KNOWN THIS, ALL THIS TIME AND NOT TELL ME!!!!!”
“Willow, how would you have taken the news when we were Juniors? You're flipping now.”
“AND, OMIGOD! SPIKE WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?? HELLO!?”
“Willow, calm down or I am hanging up.”
“JUST, WELL, HOW MANY TIMES, HOW MANY TIMES DID HE TRY TO KILL US! And, that kiss! ALL HIS FAULT! Hey, you knew then too?”
“Yes, I knew Wills.”
“Xander, JUST HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON, !? Wait, did you say since when we were Juniors?”
“Umm, when did he and I first kiss or when did we start dating? And yes I said Juniors.”
“Oh, wow, um, wow. So yeah, when was the first time he, er, you, and, he ah, kissed?”
“Parent Teacher Night.”
“Really? How? I mean, duh, I know how, no wait, I, um, how?”
“No, wait, it was that night he showed up at the Bronze.”
“The night he threatened Buffy?”
“Yes.”
“When? I was with you the whole night, Buffy and I walked you home.”
“I couldn’t sleep, I went for a walk, he followed me home.”
“Why?”
“He liked me.”
“He told you so that night? That was so dangerous Xander.”
“I know, I know, but I just couldn’t get the image of him out of my head. Well he didn’t say it so much in words, but well, when he kissed me it gave me a
pretty damn good clue to what he was thinking.”
“Well, he is kinda cute, for an undead dead guy. Did he, um, heh, use his tongue first, or did you? Just curious.”
“Yes he is, and said undead dead guy is waiting for me to go back to our bed, Wills. I will talk to you tomorrow. Please don’t tell Buffy yet.”
“Oh, OH, oh, Goddess! I'm sorry Xan, hey, we need to talk, I'm so sorry we have grown apart, I love you Xander, and, I just want you to be happy. Be happy
Xander. even if it means being happy with him. I miss her.” There is a moment of silence, before Willow whispers, “Just be happy Xan.”
“We’ll talk tomorrow, okay. And I am happy, happier than I have ever been before.”
“You know I won’t say anything to Buffy about this, not yet. It’s your call.”
“Thank you, Willow. Not yet.”
“I’m glad you’re happy. Umm, say goodnight to Spike for me.”
“I will. Bye Willow.”
“Bye Xander.”
Xander’s hands are shaking as he slams the phone onto the receiver. He runs back to Spike and is gathered in his love’s arms, safe and secure. His mind is
racing, he hopes Willow won’t accidently say something to Buffy. He’s scared, he doesn’t want to lose Spike. Spike holds him close and picks him up. He carries
Xander back to their room and lays him down on the bed, before tucking him in. Soon Xander is asleep. Spike watches him close, a small smile on his face as
Xander says, “Buffy... Bitch... Mine... No hurt... Bad Slayer...” and trails off in a growl in his sleep.
---TBC---
Title: Of Vampires, Fanfiction and Talkshows chapter 5
Subtitle: Tickets Please!
Authors: Aerithika obiwan_jinn@ yahoo.com and Ashley whitelite13@yahoo.com
Pairings: S/X now, many more later
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Online fun and more
Spoilers: A/U
Note: This all started one night when Ashley and I couldn't sleep and were chatting. The plot bunnies attacked in force.
Dedication: This fic is dedicated to all of our listsibs
Feedback: Yes please,
Archived at: http://www.geocities.com/kiwileesa2000/ashley.html All prior chapters there
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After Buffy called over at Xander’s she left for patrol. As she was leaving Dawn raced past her and jumped into the car that was outside. She called over her
shoulder, “Bye, Buffy. I’ll be home later. Conner and I are going to a movie.”
---
Buffy walks in the house and notices that Willow is absently looking through one of the old photo album of theirs. Buffy also noticed a few tears running
down Willow’s face. She was staring at a picture of Xander, Buffy and herself that was taken at the beginning of junior year.
“Willow?” Buffy asks in a concerned voice.
“Oh, hi, Buffy. How was patrol?” Willow asks, never once looking up from the photo.
“Good, Buffy zillion, baddies none.”
“That’s good.”
“Just kidding,” Buffy says plopping down on the chair. Toeing off her shoes and rubbing her tired feet she says, “A couple of demons, a few vamps, ya know, the
usual assortment of goolies.”
“Okay,” Willow responds, not really paying attention.
“I made out with a Chaos Demon.”
“Good for you,” Willow says as a few tears start falling harder, her eyes never leaving the photo.
“What the? Willow, what’s the matter, why are you crying?”
“It’s nothing, Buffy.”
Buffy stands up and walks over to Willow, she kneels in front of her and lays a hand on Willow’s arm.
Willow hugs her, and she hugs back. “Ow, Buffy, too hard.”
Willow wants to tell Buffy what's going on, but she can’t. She promised Xander she wouldn’t.
“I think I’m going to go to bed, Buffy.”
“Aww, I thought we’d have some cocoa, you know, catch up on stuff.”
“I guess we could.”
Buffy walks into the kitchen to get the cocoa ready, she calls into the living room, “I’m gonna call Xander and see if he wants to come over. It will be a
Scooby Gang cheer up Willow party.”
“Buffy, don’t call Xander. I talked to Xander and he’s not feeling good and then we got into a fight and that’s why I’m upset.”
“So, he’s sick and the two of you fought?”
“Yeah, about Dawn and dating. Particularly that he thinks she’s too young and I think she isn’t. So we started fighting. That’s why I’m upset. I was sitting here,
thinking about how we were back in high school, when we’d go to the Bronze.”
“Oh, it’s okay.”
Buffy watched Willow, “I kinda feel out of the, umm, loop as it were. You know you two talk about everything. Even what should be appropriate for my sister.”
Buffy grins at Willow.
Tears stream harder down Willow’s face, and she turns from Buffy thinking, ‘But he couldn’t talk to me about this. Oh Xander, how could you keep that secret for
so long.”
Buffy see’s an envelope on the counter and picks it up, “Hey, Willow, what’s this?”
“I don’t know?” Willow says as Buffy hands it to her.
“Open it.”
Willow opens the envelope and looks inside, blushing she stares at the contents. “Err, umm, tickets, umm, here you go Buffy.”
“Tickets? Concert tickets? You knew I so wanted to see Staind,” Buffy says before starting to hum “It’s Been Awhile.”
“They aren’t concert tickets, Buffy.”
Buffy gets a disappointed look on her face, “Oh, what are they then?”
Willow, still blushing, hands her the envelope, “Take a look at them.”
“Omigod!!” Buffy squeals. “No way. Who would send us Springer tickets?”
“I’m not sure, Buffy,” Willow says, even though deep down she is pretty sure she knows.
“Well they say they are for next week Tuesday, so we should leave on Sunday. I so need a break. I‘ll call Xander and see if he knows where Spike is. See if
he‘ll watch the Hellmouth while we’re gone.”
“Don’t call Xander’s. Xander is sick and said he was going to bed early.”
“Ohh, yeah, I forgot that Xander was sick.”
“Yeah, so, you can, umm call him in the morning.”
“Fine,” Buffy says, realizing something is up with Willow. “I’ll stop over there in the morning.”
Willow runs up the stairs to her room and grabs her cell phone and dials Xander’s number.
Not surprisingly, Spike answers, “Wot?”
“Spike, hi this is Willow.”
“Red,” he growls, looking down at Xander’s sleeping form.
“Buffy and I are going on vacation and she’s gonna come over tomorrow to ask Xander to talk to you. Just thought I‘d warn you.”
“What about,” he whispers.
“Umm, Buffy coming over early?”
“Wait a minute! Vacation! She’s the friggin Slayer, the chosen one and all that rot! She cannot take a bloody vacation,” Spike hisses.
“It will only be for a few days. We are going on the Jerry Springer show for some reason and she wants you to watch Sunnydale while we are gone.”
“Again, with the why?” Spike mentally slaps himself, ‘damn kids, been spending too much time around them if I’m starting to talk like them.’ He tried again, “Why?”
Then he smirks, realizing what Willow just said, “Jerry Springer, Red?”
“You knew!”
Spike just snickered on his end of the phone line.
“You, you sent us the tickets! Didn’t you?”
“Of course I did, Red.”
Now it’s Willow’s turn to ask questions, “Why?”
“WILLOW, IT’S READY!” Buffy calls from downstairs.
“You’ll find out when WE see you and Buffy there. Oh and the Hellmouth, I got it covered, someone owes me favors.”
Willow is stunned speechless, she had caught the we. She hangs up the phone and bumps into Buffy on the stairs.
“Willow, your cocoa’s going to get cold,” Buffy whines. She grabs Willow’s hand and leads her down the stairs.
Buffy is worried about Willow, she squeezes her had gently and smiles at her long time friend.
---
Willow and Buffy are just finishing their third cup of hot cocoa when Dawn bounces into the house, grinning like a lunatic.
She waves an envelope in Buffy and Willow’s face, “Conner and I are going to go see Staind on Monday in Chicago. Umm I can go can’t I?” She gives her best
recreation of Xander’s pout, before running up the stairs to her room.
Dawn closes her door and smiles at the envelope in her hand. True it has the ticket for the concert, but it also has her ticket for the Jerry Springer show.
---
Dina woke the sound of her phone ringing loudly in her ear. “Whoever this is better have a damn good reason to be calling this late at night.”
“Oi! Pet, I’m crushed.”
“Spike, sorry, but it is four a.m. here, I just got in two hours ago, my head is pounding and you woke the cat.”
“Ouch! I forgot luv, California time and all.”
“So, what’s the what,” Dina says with a yawn.
“Well, Xan-pet and I want you and Ashy-love to come to Chicago.”
“Okay. When? And will someone be giving me a ride, no car remember.”
“Soon, love. Look on your dresser table, pet, tickets and directions are there.” He paused to look over at Xander. “Pet, you and Ashley are traveling first
class.”
“JERRY SPRINGER!!!”
“Yep,” he said smugly. “Well it’s all your fault, you said I needed to come out. And you know me only the best, where’s the best place to do that?”
“Jerry Springer, of course.” She looked at the envelope in her hand. “Coolness. Umm, the envelope wasn’t there two minutes ago.”
“Magick, pet. Don’t you worry your pretty little head.”
“I finally get to meet you, this will be so cool.”
“Of course, riiiight,” Spike purrs silkily, sending shivers down Dina’s spine.
“Brat.”
“Now, Ashley and your tickets are in there,” he says, continuing the purr in his words.
“Okays.”
“Of course I’m a brat, pet. Evil to the bone I am,” he says saucily.
“Shit, my mom just woke up. This is so not cool.”
Spike chuckles, imagining Dina blush, “Sorry, pet.”
“Not a probs. Should I call Ashley, or will you?”
“Talk to her tomorrow, you notice the extra dosh in there?”
“Umm, yeah.”
“I want the two of you to get something nice for yourselves, something sexy to wear to the show. It’s on me and Xan.”
“Thank you so much,” Dina said yawning.
“Ok, pet, gotta go. You’re welcome. Night. Talk to you soon.”
---
Xander closed his eyes as Spike walked back in the bedroom. He had woken up when Willow had called but faked sleep.
---
As soon as the sun started to rise Xander got up, making sure he was quiet enough not to wake his sleeping boyfriend. After washing up and getting dressed
Xander left the apartment. He stopped at the Espresso Pump and got a cup of coffee and then stopped to get some donuts before going over to Buffy, Dawn and
Willow’s place.
---
When Spike awoke the first thing he noticed was that Xander wasn’t in bed. Upon inspecting the apartment, Spike found Xander nowhere in sight. He walked over
to the fridge and pulled out a bag of blood and heated it up for breakfast. He looked down at the counter while he was waiting for it to heat and saw a note
from Xander.
“Spike, I went out for a bit. Going to stop by and talk to Willow. I’ll be home later. Love You Always, Xander.”
Spike smiled as he read the note. He realized Xander might not be home for awhile so he went to check if his friends were online. They had set up a private
chat room and that was the first place that he looked. As usual the girls were on.
---Instant Messages Sent---
obiwan_jinn: hi, hi.
whitelite13: hey, whatszup?
obiwan_jinn: Spike called at 4:00 a.m. this morning
whitelite13: NO WAY!! that crazy Vamp! what’s the what?
obiwan_jinn: well we are going to go to the Jerry Springer Show, he's coming out there
obiwan_jinn: we have money to get some new duds
whitelite13: Squeals! ooh, I love Jerry!
obiwan_jinn: gift from him and Xander
whitelite13: did you say money, for clothes! wow!
obiwan_jinn: gods that Vamp is such a brat
whitelite13: aaah, man, so kewl!..they are the best!
whitelite13: why?
obiwan_jinn: yes new clothes money
obiwan_jinn: he was doing things just to egg me on
whitelite13: and, DUH, he is an EVIL VAMPIRE, a MASTER VAMPIRE, whatda ya expect?
obiwan_jinn: i know, but come on
whitelite13: yeah, heh, like what things?
obiwan_jinn: bad, naughty, evil, master vampire
whitelite13: hehe, you love it an you know it, bet if he wasn't with Xander.
obiwan_jinn: (i have to go now, mom just got home
whitelite13: trails off suggestively..
obiwan_jinn: i know i know
whitelite13: okay..
obiwan_jinn: He is such a Brat though. The things he said, he knew what he was doing to me
whitelite13: aaaaw, poor baby..
obiwan_jinn: i know, i'm scarred for life, hehe
whitelite13: sure ya are..heh, keep on telling yourself this..ya just might believe it..
obiwan_jinn: the taping is on tuesday, can you just die, we FINALLY get to meet him
whitelite13: *BOUNCE i know! hoo!
whitelite13: woo&..lol
obiwan_jinn: we should log onto our chat room, see if he's on
whitelite13: yes! lets!
---in the chat room (NummyTrio)---
mysterio (Spike) has logged into NummyTrio
obiwan_jinn (Dina) has logged into NummyTrio
mysterio: Hello Dina
whitelite13 (Ashley) has logged into NummyTrio
mysterio: Hello Ashley
obiwan_jinn: Hi Spike, Hi Ashley
whitelite13: Hey Spike, hello Dina
obiwan_jinn: Spike, what’s up?
mysterio: Not much, and how are you ladies today?
whitelite13: Fine
obiwan_jinn: good. U?
mysterio: great.
whitelite13: So, Jerry, heh?
mysterio: Yes, well as I told Dina last night, and sorry for waking you, pet, you know me, have to be dramatic
whitelite13: heh, wouldn’t expect anything less. lol
obiwan_jinn: oh, oh what are you guys doing on Thursday?
obiwan_jinn: *bounce*
whitelite13: yeah? *bounce*
xandman2002 (Xander) has logged into NummyTrio
mysterio: ‘ello pet.
xandman2002: hi lover
mysterio: thought you were going over to see Red. surprised u are even up and about, was sure I wore you out.
obiwan_jinn: hi Xander, it’s a pleasure to talk to you.
xandman2002: *blushes*
whitelite13: Hey, Xan man
mysterio: aww
obiwan_jinn: i'll reask my question. Are all three of you busy on Thursday, cuz if you aren't you could come to the area early and we could go out to a bar i
go to called Scores, all you can drink $10 with the wristband
whitelite13: color me there babe
mysterio: sounds like a plan, Xanny?
xandman2002: if Spike wants to go, sure that sounds like fun.
whitelite13: woo&hoo
obiwan_jinn: YES!!! *does happy dance*
mysterio: lol
xandman2002: So, i get to meet the two girls who have warped my boyfriend’s warped mind even farther.
whitelite13: Aww, sweety, you’ll just love us too, promise!
mysterio: Got it in one, luv.
obiwan_jinn: yeah, you’ll love us.
whitelite13: i can hardly wait to see you two “move” together... mmm *evil grin*
obiwan_jinn: guys I have to log off, final exam in an hour and a half. *happy dance* this semester of college is almost over
whitelite13: Yeah, and we don’t want your mom to have a snit fit, lol
mysterio: bye ladies, I have to log off as well.
whitelite13: I’m gone, see ya. Dina, laters *wink*
obiwan_jinn has logged out of NummyTrio
whitelite13 has logged out of NummyTrio
xandman2002: I have to talk to Wills, be home later
xandman2002 has logged out of NummyTrio
mysterio has logged out of NummyTrio
---
Willow walked down the stairs and was surprised to see Xander leaned over her laptop computer. He had a truly wicked smirk on his face but quickly it changed
to a fierce blush. He smiled as he typed. He turned to see Willow.
“Hey, Wills.”
“Whatcha doing, Xander?”
“I was just chatting.”
“To who?”
“Dina and Ashley,” he says in a loud voice then switches to a whisper, “and Spike.”
“Um, who are they? Oh, oh, OH!” Willow catches the last name, and whispers, “Spike?”
“Yeps.”
“They are friends of his, obiwan_jinn and whitelite13.”
“You live with him, why are chatting with him?”
“I was just checking what he was chatting with them about. He called Dina late last night, thought I was asleep.”
Willow laughs, “Don’t tell me, the honeymoon is over before it even begins.”
“No, no, no. It’s not like that, Willow. They’re just friends of his.”
“Don’t you trust him?”
“Yes, I do, but I wanted to say hi to his buds. We are gonna meet them tomorrow.”
Buffy walks into the room, “Who’s gonna meet who tomorrow?”
Willow and Xander both jump, with twin guilty looks on their faces.
“Nobody, Buffy,” Xander says quickly. He’s blushing almost as red as Willow’s hair.
Willow bushes, equally as red, “Um, nothing, umm, what he said.”
Buffy doesn't believe them, she puts her hands on her hips and looks at the computer screen, “Hey I think I know those two,” points at the names obiwan_jinn
and whitelite13, “never heard of Mysterio before though.”
“Heh, they all sound alike Buff. Hey, Xander, um, want some cocoa?” Willow says.
Xander looks at her and says, “Umm, sure, cocoa is of the good, yeah , let’s have cocoa.”
Xander quickly turns off the computer and he and Willow jump up and walk to the kitchen.
Buffy is very suspicious of her friends. She follows them close.
“Oh, and um cookies, you know, how ya love my cookies Xan, um, I made em yesterday, but they are still good, ya know? Chocolaty goodness, always of the good.
Heh,” Willow babbles nervously.
Xander grabs some of the cookies and stares at the floor, Willow, the wall, anything but Buffy, “Umm, Buff, I’m going on vacation, leaving tonight, I think,
so, I’ll be out of town.”
Buffy smiles at him, “Oh, oh, wow, good for you Xander, um, you so deserve a vacation! Take lost of pics!”
“Yeah, I, ah, I will.”
Buffy wonders what has gotten into Xander and then she remembers her talk with Willow the night before, “Xander, are you sure you're up to going on vacation?
You're just getting over being sick.”
Xander coughs, choking on his cookie, his face pales, “Sick? What do you mean Buffy. I’m not sick.”
Buffy looks at her two friends, “Willow said you were sick last night. That and the fact that the two of you got into a fight over Dawn dating.”
Xander’s eyes bug out, “Dawn's dating? Who is he, and why wasn't I told?”
“Shit,” Willow mutters under her breath, glaring at Xander.
Buffy stares at Willow, “What’s going on?”
“Um, nothing, Buffy. Xander is just being his usual goofy self,” lightly pinches him on the arm, “and doesn’t want us to worry about him.”
“That’s exactly right, have to be the strong manly-man.” He looks down at his watch, “Gotta run. Thanks for the cookies.”
“Yeah, you’d best get home, lots of packing to do,” Willow says, practically pushing him out the door, praying that Buffy doesn‘t ask where Spike is going to be
staying while Xander is gone.
Xander races for his car.
Buffy now is starting to think that the reason that she and Willow are going to the Jerry Springer show is because of Xander and Willow, she's still not sure
why Willow lied to her the night before and is slightly miffed, with them acting all odd, in her position what would you assume, but, she wants to hope, that
it is about Angel, and his Shanshu, and, that somehow, it is all connected, and her head is full of Angel, thoughts of what to say, what to do?
---
Giles sat in a chair at his house reading over some old texts. The gift from Ethan, the Zine, had shocked him at first, but after the initial shock had worn
off he had really gotten into the stories. He was sure that the author was Spike and wondered if the others in Sunnydale had found out about the chipped
vampire’s new found hobby.
He reached over to pick up his cup of tea when his hand brushed an envelope. Curiosity reared its ugly head and he opened it. He stared in shock at the plane
ticket and the Jerry Springer ticket.
---
Angel looked down at the envelope in his hand. One minute he had been sitting at his empty desk, the next there was the envelope on it. He opened it and
looked down in shock.
---
Wesley turned the page in his book only to see an envelope. He knew that it hadn’t been there before, but he was curious to what it contained.
---
Cordelia wrapped a towel around her waist and started drying her hair with another one. A flash of light caught her eye and she looked over to see an
envelope falling to the floor by the door.
---
Anya sat staring at the envelope that D’Hoffryn had dropped off for her. She wasn’t sure what it was about but knew she had to open it.
---
Ethan Rayne sat staring at the envelope that lie on the table. He opened it and smiled, knowing that it would give him an opportunity to have a little fun.
---
Faith lay in her cell, holding two tickets in her hand. How she’d be able to go was a mystery. The guard walked up to her cell door and unlocked it.
“What’s going on?” she asked.
“You’ve been released.”
---
Oz looked at the tickets he had received. He figured that they were from someone in Sunnydale, but wondered how whoever had sent them had gotten his address.
---
Joss handed out the envelopes he had received to each person they were addressed to. The looks he got forced him to open his own and he laughed.
---
TBC
Title: Of Vampires, Fanfiction and Talkshows chapter 6
Subtitle: Meetings of Fans, Friends, and Fiends
Authors: Aerithika obiwan_jinn@ yahoo.com and Ashley whitelite13@yahoo.com
Pairings: S/X now, many more later
Rating: PG
Summary: The boys leave town
Spoilers: A/U 7th season Buffy,
Note: This all started one night when Ashley and I couldn't sleep and were chatting. The plot bunnies attacked in force.
Dedication: This fic is dedicated to all of our listsibs
Feedback: Yes please,
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Spike sits in front of the computer, writing a songfic based off of Linkin Park’s song “A Place For My Head,” about Xander’s bitch ex. Xander runs into the
apartment, “Shit, that was close, so fucking close, Spike. I think we should leave as soon as possible.”
“We can leave whenever you are ready, my bags are packed,” Spike said with a smile to Xander.
“Okay, I’ll start packing, we’ll leave at sunset.”
“Not necessarily.” Spike picks up a box and shows it to Xander. “Open it love.”
“Is that? No that’s impossible, Angel destroyed it.”
“Magicks, pet, magicks.”
“Let me guess, D’Hoffryn again?”
Spike nods and leads Xander to the bedroom, “Pack your things, love. I’m going to start taking my bags down.”
---
Xander finishes packing and walks out into the living room to see a smug looking Spike. “What’s that look for?”
“You’ll see. Come on love, time’s a wasting.”
Xander rolls his eyes but follows his smirking lover out of the apartment.
They walk out, both carrying Xander’s bags. Xander’s jaw drops when he see the brand-spankin-new, shiny, red and black corvette. That and the fact that Spike
looks absolutely fucking gorgeous surrounded by sunlight.
“Oh my god. You look so good like this.”
Spike smirks and throws Xander’s things into the trunk, “Good, you packed light. We’ll be shopping when we get there.” He notices Xander’s still awestruck
_expression_ and laughs. “Come ‘ere, love.” When Xander gets to him he wraps his arms around him, smiling, “Like your prezzie, luv?”
“Gahh,” Xander says nodding. Then he pulls Spike in for a scorching kiss, which Spike accepts.
“By the way, love, the car is enchanted.”
“How?”
“Just so we can get cross country in less than a day.”
“Oh, okay,” Xander says, pulling Spike back in for another kiss.
---
Shortly after Xander left Willow decided to go for a walk. She wasn’t sure where she was going, just letting her feet guide her. She was lost in her thoughts:
Xander being involved with Spike; getting tickets to the Jerry Springer show; Dawn and her new mysterious boyfriend, Conner; Giles calling and telling her
that he would be coming to Sunnydale soon.
She heard a familiar voice and looked up and saw Xander and Spike standing in front of a blood-red and black corvette. Her thoughts grind to a halt, Spike is
standing out in broad daylight, not burning to a crisp. And when did they get such a cool car? Resolve face in place she walks over to get some answers. “Umm,
Xander? Spike? How is he, are you out in the sun without burning up?”
Spike ducks down into the car, telling Xander to get in, lock the door and get going.
“Willow, it’s, umm, it’s a long story. We have to go,” Xander says as he gets into the car.
“But...”
“Sorry Willow, but Spike and I are on vacation. Talk to you on Tuesday.”
“Come on, Pet! Daylight’s burnin, places to go, people to see, an all that rot.”
“Xander,” Willow says.
The car speeds off, leaving the stunned redhead behind.
---
Xander puts in Hybrid Theory, in the car’s majorly tricked out stereo system, and selects In The End.
Xander looks over at his lover and smiles, but its a slightly sad smile, he's upset for hurting Willow's feelings, but god damn it this is his life.
Spike notices how quiet Xander is and pulls over at a wayside to look at him, “Xan-pet, what is it, what’s wrong, dontcha like your prezzie? Ya wanna drive?”
“I love it, it's just the whole thing with Willow, she's my best friend i should have told her. She’s upset that I didn’t tell her, I don’t blame her.”
Spike sighs, “Xander, we agreed, no telling until. I love Red, really I do. She's always been decent ta me, but, she would blab to tha slayer, and bolliks it
all up.”
“I know, I know. Umm you can keep driving,” Xander says skipping back to Points of Authority.
“Yeah, ok, pet. Hey, I like this one.”
“I know, why do you think I’m playing it?”
---
They drove along listening to Hybrid Theory, by this time both were singing Forgotten at the top of their lungs.
“So, how long ‘til we get to Ashley’s?”
“Should be hitting Charleston about right now.”
“So we can slow down a bit?”
---
Ashley is waiting outside her house, holding a small overnight bag in her hands. A car stops with a squeal of tires.
“Omigod! What a kick ass car,” she says practically drooling.
Xander and Spike get out and walk over to her. Xander reaches out his hand, “You must be Ashley. I’m Xander and Speedy here is Spike.”
“Hey, um, hi Xander, yeah, I'm Ashley, my friends call me @shy, blame it all on Velvet Crypt, Lara, he, hey Spike, wow, its so kewl to finally meet you, um,”
she looks over at Spike, drool, “um, both of you,” she glances back at Xander, her speech temporarily stunned.
“So, you are one of the ladies that has gotten my Spike’s attention.”
Ashley blushes and kind of ducks her head, “Yeah.” Then she looks at Spike and smiles brightly, “Hey, lets go already. Gotta get Dina.”
“Yeah, can’t wait to meet the other one.”
Ashley hands her bag to Xander, who puts it in the trunk. Spike opens the door for her and she gets in. Xander climbs in after shutting the trunk.
Spike changes the CD and starts playing Puddle of Mudd’s Control as they take off.
Ashley leaned forward towards Spike, looking between the split between the seats. She whispers, “Wow, he is a hottie. Lucky you!” She gives him a cheeky grin,
“Well you are too.”
“I love this song, the SMACK MY ASS song,” Xander says before starting to sing along.
“I likey the SMACK MY ASS song!!!” Ashley exclaims.
Xander turns to Ashley, “So, how long have you known Dina and Spike?”
“Dina I met on NummyTreats this year, we met Spike shortly thereafter, he writes the most amazing sl...”
Spike interrupts, “Now, luv, don’t gush.”
“Umm, Spike, what’s NummyTreats?”
“Uh, well, um, it’s a fandom of, uh,” Spike tries, searching for a good way to tell Xander.
“Of?” Xander says with a frown.
“It’s a fanfiction site, Xander,” Ashley says trying to rescue her friend.
“So, what show is it about?” Xander asks, having forced Dawn to fill him in on the lingo.
“Well,” Ashley says, biting her bottom lip, uncertain of what to say.
“I write stories about you and me, Xander,” Spike says quickly turning up the radio and speeding up.
---
“Sorry about this, Tony, but I’m sick. Won’t be able to go out with you tonight. Okay, talk to you later. Bye, bye,” Dina hung up the phone. ‘That was close, oh
well, Tony can deal. I get to meet Spike.’ She finished packing her bag and changed her outfit. “Mom, how do I look?” she asked walking out into the living
room.
“You look great, dear. So when are you coming back from vacation?” her mother asked, fixing a stray hair on Dina’s forehead.
“Umm, next week Wednesday or Thursday at the latest. They should be here soon. I’m going to wait outside. Bye.”
---
Xander is still confused so Ashley explains more, “Well, about a lot of em really, see, we make up stories about the characters that the actors portray, lol
sometimes, we have stories about the actors themselves!” Looks at Spike, “Hey, Spike! Slow down dude.”
Xander, who now looks even more confused by Ashley’s explanation, asks, “What show? There’s a show about us?”
Ashley is feeling more and more nervous about this conversation by the second, “Well, not exactly, umm, sorta.”
Spike stops the car, “Here we are. Ask Dina, she’ll tell you. Oh there she is. Happy faces everyone. And, uh, let’s talk about this later, don’t wanna bore the
girl.”
Ashley bounces out of the car and hugs a surprised Dina, who has to bounce to keep up.
“Hi how are you,” Dina says, before looking over at the boys, “Ohhh, Nummyness!”
Ashley whispers, “Tell me about it.”
Spike of course could hear their words, enhanced vampiric senses and all. “Hello, love, have we kept you long?” Then he mouths ‘Nummyness?’ at the two.
Dina starts blushing and shakes Xander’s hand. Ashley also blushes and giggles nervously.
Ashley gets back in the car and motions to Dina to do the same. Just as Dina is about to get in Xander asks for her bag and pops it in the trunk. She waves
nervously at two of her friends who walk by and quickly gets in the car.
---
As the car drives off one of her friend’s gets out his cell phone and dials a number, “Hey Tony. I just saw D. leaving with a couple of other people. I thought
it was odd cuz you said she was sick. Yeah, talk to you later.”
---
Ashley smiles at Dina as they take off. Then she says, “Hey guys, I’m thirsty, can we stop somewhere and get a drink?”
Dina pulls a piece of paper and pen out of her purse and writes “at least they don’t know about my bedroom walls,” on it.
Spike says “Sure luv, but, I'm new around here, Dina luv, any suggestions?”
“Um, it is Thursday, right, my days are mixed up, it’s been hectic, finishing this semester.”
Xander answers, “Yeah, it’s Thursday.”
Ashley smiles wickedly at Dina, having read the note.
Xander and Spike caught the grin in the rearview mirror, then look knowingly at each other.
“Okay, so since it is Thursday, we could go to Score’s and for $10 each get the wristband, which entitles us to almost all we can drink for that price, shots
are $1,” Dina says in one long sentence stopping for air after the last word.
“Sounds like a plan,” Ashley says.
“Sounds like fun. Do they have any pool tables?” Xander asks.
Dina, practically bouncing in her seat, says, “Yeps, they have lots of pool tables.”
Dina gives Spike the directions of how to get there and in a short time they are walking down the steps and to the bar.
---
A car pulled up next to Spike and Xander’s new car, the occupants watching as Spike, Xander, Dina and Ashley walked into the bar. Both laughed and drove off
waiting for later.
---
TBC
Title: Of Vampires, Fanfiction and Talkshows chapter 6
Subtitle: Fights, Friends, and Fun
Authors: Aerithika obiwan_jinn@ yahoo.com and Ashley whitelite13@yahoo.com
Pairings: S/X now, many more later
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Spike and Xander try to have a quiet night out with their friends, but the fates are against them
Spoilers: A/U 7th season Buffy,
Note: This all started one night when Ashley and I couldn't sleep and were chatting. The plot bunnies attacked in force.
Dedication: This fic is dedicated to all of our listsibs
Feedback: Yes please,
---
Tony parked his beat up white truck in Dina’s driveway, hoping that his friend was mistaken. He walked up and knocked on the door. Dina’s mom answered. “Hey, is
D. here?”
“No, Tony, she just left about a half hour ago. She’s on vacation and won’t be back until next week. I’m sorry.”
“It’s okay,” Tony said through clenched teeth. He stormed back to the truck and slammed the door, “That bitch lied to me. Next time I see her, she and I are
having a little chat.”
With that he drove off.
---
Ethan Rayne and Drusilla decided to go back to the bar that they had seen Spike and the others walking into. They saw the four walking to the empty back room
to shoot pool.
---
“What kind of place is this?” Ashley asks as they walk to the bar to get their wristbands.
“A bar, with lots and lots of pool tables,” Dina says, handing over her $10 to the bartender. “And with the wristband, a cheap place to drink.”
The bartender takes her money and puts her band on, “So what will you have?”
“I’ll have a green UV and sprite.”
The bartender makes her drink and then turns to Spike, Xander, and Ashley, who all in turn give him their money.
Spike raises his scarred brow as the bartender asked him for ID when none of the others were asked.
Ashley orders the same and Xander and Spike order Jack Daniels Hard Cola.
“I love to play pool,” Ashley says with a grin.
Dina slams down her drink, orders another, and hands the bartender $1 for a shot of black raspberry tequila. She slams down the shot grabs her drink and
leads the others to the back room to play some pool.
As they get to the table Dina pulls Ashley aside, “I kinda really suck at pool.”
In a hushed voice Ashley says, “I got your back, just do what I do.”
During their conversation Spike and Xander had set up the table. Spike looks over at the girls, smirking.
“Ok,” Dina says noticing Spike smirking at her. She rolls her eyes and says, “Shit. I think Spike overheard our conversation about me sucking.”
Xander walks over and hands both Ashley and Dina a pool cue.
Ashley smirks back at the smirking vampire and whispers, “He’s going down.”
Spike laughs out loud at that, Xander, who'd overheard it, laughs as well.
“Shall we play?” Xander asks.
“Ladies,” Spike asks, “which of you would like to call the coin toss?”
“That would be her,” Dina says pointing at Ashley.
“Heads.”
---
They four of them are on their fifth game, Ashley and Dina winning the first three games, when Dina says that she is going to get a refill of her drink.
She walks out of the room and over to the bar, getting a refill of the drink she has been having for the evening. The bartender had just set down her drink
in front of her when she notices Tony out of the corner of her eye. Taking a deep breath, she picks up her drink and walks back to the others. He sees her
though and decides to follow her.
“Somebody hide me, please,” Dina says as she gets back to the table.
Ashley looks confused, “Why?”
“One of my friends just walked in, he wanted to hang with me tonight but I told him I was sick,” she says, laughing nervously.
“Oh, oh, busted!” Ashley says in a singsong voice.
“If I’m going down, it better be in flames,” Dina says, slams down her drink and stalks past Tony and to the bar. She hands the bartender the cup, “Miller Lite,
please.”
Tony sits down next to her.
“Hey man,” she says taking a sip of her beer.
He gives her a ‘what the hell is up’ look.
Dina grabs her beer and walks back over to the others.
Ashley says, “Dina, your shot.”
“What? You guys started the game without me?” Dina says with mock hurt.
Spike smiles, “Well, pet, we weren’t sure how long you were gonna be.”
“It’s ok.” Dina takes her shot, misses. She’s about to sit over by Xander when she feels a hand land on her arm. She turns to face Tony.
“D., we need to talk.”
“She’s busy,” Xander says standing up.
Tony grabs her arm and starts leading her away from the others, “Come on, D., we need to talk.”
Ashley sees this and says, “Hey, leave her alone.”
Tony looks at her, “I’m just going to talk with D for a minute.”
Spike, with his vampiric speed, grabbed Tony and pulled him away from Dina, and pushed him down onto the pool table.
“Be careful, Spike,” Xander said.
“What’s your problem man? I just want to talk to D.”
Spike looks over at Xander and smiles. Turning back to Tony he smirks, “I don’t think she is interested, mate.”
Tony looks over at Dina, who turns away from his gaze, “Tell this freak to get off me.”
“Well, mate, it looks like the chit don’t wanna ‘talk’ with you. Now piss off,” Spike hisses the last part, his cerulean eyes flashing with gold flecks.
Dina shrugs and sips her beer, sitting down next to Ashley. Then she exclaims, “Shit, shit, shit. Spike, watch out!” But her warning came too late as Tony’s
fist impacted with Spike’s nose.
Spike is shocked, the stupid git just hit him. “Bloody Hell!”
“Who the hell do you think you are? Dina is one of my best friends and if I want to talk to her I will,” Tony says, standing up and glaring at Dina.
Xander, not about to let some punk mess with his lover, looks like death, as in two quick strides, he has the guy pinned down on top of the table, his dark
eyes hard as onyx.
Dina looks at the doorway and notices the two figures standing in the doorway, both smirking, the female laughing musically. Dina’s eyes widen when she
realizes who they are and is about to tell the others when she notices Xander pounding Tony’s head into the pool table, gritting through clenched teeth
between every pound of his head, “She” thwack “doesn’t” thwack “want” thwack “to” thwack “talk” thwack “to” thwack “you!”
Xander stops to take a breather and Tony spat at him, “Bastard! What the Hell is your fucking problem? You are crazy.”
Breather done, Xander slammed his fist into Tony’s face, “That was for hitting my boyfriend.”
Realizing that stepping in would be futile, Dina slumped farther down on her seat and whispered, “This royally sucks.”
Spike sat down next to the girls, rubbing his sore nose, “That it does, pet.”
They watched as Xander picked Tony up and threw him across the room.
Xander stalked over to Spike and kissed him hard.
Dina slipped off her stool and walked over to her friend. She noticed he was out, but still breathing, so she returned to the others. “Um, guys, I think we
should head out.”
“Yeah, sounds like a plan, luv. Where you wanna go?” Spike says, before kissing Xander once more.
“We should get rooms for the night. I know a place we could stay. It’s kinda early but I really think we have to leave here now.”
---
Spike drops his bag onto the bed, and sits down next to his lover. Of all the things he had expected to happen on his vacation, the fight at the bar was the
last thing on his list. Spike didn’t have long to think on that subject though, as Xander was suddenly kissing him and pulling his shirt off. As soon as the
shirt was off and flung across the room Xander was unzipping Spike’s jeans and pulling them off, his eyes locked on Spike’s.
Spike let Xander do what he wanted and inwardly smirked at the almost vampiric look on his human’s face. Licking his lips he said, “Um, Xanpet, I think you are
a little overdressed.”
Xander smirked and quickly undressed, his eyes barely leaving Spike’s face. As soon as his last piece of clothing was removed, Xander pounced onto Spike,
kissing him brutally.
“Xander, gods I want you. In me now, please,” Spike moaned as Xander dragged his cock along Spike’s.
Xander picked up Spike’s duster and pulled out the tube of lube that Spike always had with him. He tossed the duster back on the floor and opened the tube,
coating his fingers. He slowly slid one into Spike’s tight passage. Spike moaned as Xander’s finger brushed against his prostate, “Xan, please more.”
Not wanting to disappoint Spike, Xander quickly added a second and then third finger, stretching Spike. When he was sure that Spike was ready, Xander coated
his erection with the lube and tossed the bottle on the floor. In one quick motion he slammed all the way into Spike’s cool body. One of his hands held onto
Spike’s hip, the other wrapped around Spike’s hardness, pumping in time to his own thrusting.
“Love you, Spike. God I love you. Not gonna let you go. Not ever,” Xander moaned, his thrusts slow and steady.
“I know that, Xander. You aren’t gonna lose me. Please, faster.”
Xander was never one to not give his lover exactly what he wanted so he sped up his thrusts, on each one the tip of his cock brushed against Spike’s prostate.
Spike was panting in pleasure, the feelings that Xander pulled out of him were exquisite, he had never been with anyone like Xander before. He wished that he
could keep Xander with him forever, but knew with the chip in his head it would be impossible.
Xander’s thrusts became erratic, and soon he was filling Spike with his cum. The feeling of Xander coming inside of him sent Spike over the edge.
---
Dina sat on the bed of her hotel room, holding a pillow over her ears. She looked over at Ashley, who was in a similar position. It wasn’t all that bad, just
this was the third time in less than two hours that the couple in the room next to theirs had been going at it, quite loudly in fact.
“So, Ashley, how long you think those two are going to be going at it tonight?”
“I’m not sure.”
The noise stopped and both girls settled back to get some sleep. Not even ten minutes later, Spike and Xander, the couple in the room next to them, started
back up.
“This is going to be a long night,” Dina said trying to force herself to sleep.
---
A beat-up pickup truck parked in front of a house. The driver, Tony, got out and knocked on the door. Dina’s two friends, the ones who had seen her leaving,
lived at the house and the man answered the door. Noticing Tony’s appearance, he let his long time friend in. His wife held his hand as Tony told them about
what had happened when he met up with Dina at the bar.
---
Xander woke up and watched his still sleeping lover with a smile. Slowly he ran his hand across Spike’s cheek. Spike awoke and leaned into the caress.
“Morning, luv. How’d you sleep?” he said with a yawn.
“Good, Spike. So, what’s the plan for today?”
“Not sure, pet. I was thinking that we’d ask the girls what they wanted to do.”
“Yeah, that sounds good.”
They got out of bed, took a shower, and got dressed. After making sure their things were situated, they went to get the girls.
---
Dina was woken from a very pleasant dream by the sound of knocking on the door of her hotel room. “Gahh,” she said, getting out of the comfy bed. She walked to
the door and opened it, only to see a fully dressed Spike and Xander standing on the other side. “Whah?” she asked still half asleep.
“Morning to you too, pet,” Spike said with a grin. “Is Ashley up as well?”
“Huh? Don’t know. Tired,” Dina said sleepily.
It was that moment that Ashley walked out of the bathroom, drying her hair with a towel. She saw that she had visitors in her room and said, “Hi guys. I was
just about to get Dina up and get dressed for the day.”
Dina picked up some clothes and her own towels and walked into the bathroom, muttering an almost un-understandable, “See you guys when I wake up,” as she shut
the door.
Spike and Xander left the room to let the girls get ready, telling Ashley on their way out to just come to their room when Dina and she were ready.
---
After getting a shower, Dina was feeling almost human. She slipped on a pair of faded blue jeans and an oversized t-shirt. She combed out her short blond
hair and put on some pale mocha lip gloss and left the bathroom.
“Morning, Ashley,” she said snapping her spiked bracelets closed.
“Morning. The guys said to meet them at their room.”
“’Kay. We ready?”
“Yep.”
The girls grabbed their purses and the room key and walked over to the guys room. Ashley knocked on the door and Xander opened it, motioning for them to
enter.
“So, ladies, what do you want to do today?” Spike asked from his seat on the bed.
“I’m game for anything,” Dina said, sitting down in the chair across from him.
“Well, Dina, since you live in the area, what do you suggest?” Ashley asked, sitting down next to Spike.
“Is there anything in the area that you’d want to do?” Xander asked, pulling up another chair.
“Umm,” Dina said, racking her brain for things she’s like to do. “Oh, there is this one club I’d like to go to. Not sure if you guys would like it though.”
“What kind of place is it?” Xander asked.
“It’s, umm, it’s, well, it’s a goth club.”
Spike licked his lips, thinking of how Xander would look in goth. “That sounds fun, what do you think, Xan?”
Xander could tell what Spike was thinking and decided to humor him, “Sure, sounds cool. What about you, Ashley? What you think?”
“Sounds like a plan.”
Spike looked at the two girls and smiled, “First things first, I know you have a mall around here. You wanna go shopping and get some new clothes, on Xan and
me of course.”
“Yeah, that sounds great,” both girls said in unison before cracking up in laughter.
“Oh, are we gonna stay in town here or stay someplace by the club?”
“We’ll find something there.”
“Alright, let’s go shopping,” Dina said, giggling happily.
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They had spent at least four and a half hours at the mall, trying on many different outfits. They carried their bags out to the car and were about to go back
in to go to a little jewelry store, which had quite a few sliver rings that had interested not only Dina but Spike.
Spike and Xander walked, holding hands and they chatted freely with the girls. Spike caught Dina shaking her head out of the corner of his eye and looked to
see a very pissed off Tony walking in their direction, three others following closely.
“Spike, I’m sure that there is a mall near the club that has the same kind of store in it. We can look for the rings there, k?”
“Yeah, pet, sounds like a good idea.”
The four turned around and started heading back to the entrance. Dina looked back over her shoulder and saw the hurt look on Tony’s face. Mouthing “I’m sorry,”
at him she left the mall.
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“Hey, Spike,” Ashley said as they got to the car, “I’m kinda hungry. Can we stop somewhere to eat?”
“Sure thing, luv. Dina?”
Dina knew exactly what he was asking, “Well, it depends on how much you want to spend.”
“Sky’s the limit, pet. You know that.”
“Okay, let’s go to Nino’s.”
She gave the directions and slipped into the car. As soon as they were all in the car the sky turned dark and it began to rain.
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Seeing that it was dark enough for Dru to go out, Ethan woke the dark haired vampiress. The tracking spell was still in place so it would be easy to find
Spike and Xander and the two girls they were with.
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The four walked into the restaurant, water droplets sticking to their hair. The hostess greeted them and led them to a table in the smoking section, as both
Spike and Dina smoked.
The hostess handed them their menu’s and asked them if they wanted anything to drink while they decided. Spike and Dina both ordered Jack and Cokes, while
Ashley ordered a Screwdriver. Xander ordered nothing, and he got a puzzled look from the girls because of it. Thanking them for their order, the hostess
walked over to the bar to get their drinks.
"What?" Xander asked, catching the girls' looks.
"Aren't you getting anything, Xander?" Dina asked, then looked down at the menu in her hand.
"Later," he answered.
The hostess returned with their drinks, and asked if they were ready to order. Dina ordered rare prime rib, with a side of wild rice, Ashley ordered the
Surf-n-Turf special, Spike and Xander both ordered the same as Dina, though Xander ordered his medium-well.
The four chatted as they waited for their food, talking as if they had all known each other for their entire lives, instead of for a very short time. The
food came and they all started in, Xander occasionally taking a sip of Spike’s drink.
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TBC
Title: Of Vampires, Fanfiction and Talkshows chapter 8
Subtitle: Out To Lunch
Authors: Aerithika obiwan_jinn@ yahoo.com and Ashley whitelite13@yahoo.com
Pairings: S/X now, many more later
Rating: PG
Summary: The Boys Go Out To Lunch
Spoilers: A/U 7th season Buffy,
Note: This all started one night when Ashley and I couldn't sleep and were chatting. The plot bunnies attacked in force.
Dedication: This fic is dedicated to all of our listsibs
Feedback: Yes please,
Note 2: This Chapter is short, but I thought I'd should at least get something out on the list.
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The four sat finishing their meals unaware of the two watching them. Spike leaned over and whispered something in Xander’s ear, causing him to blush. Seeing
that the guys were having a private moment Dina excused herself to go to the bathroom, Ashley following quickly behind.
Ashley was bouncing in anticipation, “I can’t wait to see how hot they are going to look at the club.”
Dina nodded enthusiastically, “Oh yeah. Show those wannabe’s what a real vampire is. Gods this is going to be a blast.”
They walked out of the bar and noticing that Spike and Xander were still in their moment decided to head over to the bar to get something to drink. They both
sigh as they watch the intense looks that Xander and Spike were giving each other.
“Wow, I wish that I had someone to look at me like that,” Ashley sighs, taking a sip of the green tea she had ordered.
“Exactly.”
Dina turned slightly when she heard a soft, British male voice whisper, “You will. I can assure you that you will.”
“Hey, Dina. Looks like Xander has found his dessert,” Ashley said with a smirk, motioning at their table, where Spike and Xander were kissing softly.
“Yeah, looks like it.”
“My Spike and Dark Kitten are happy together, and those two will be as well, isn’t that right Miss Edith? The stars have said so.”
Dina’s eyes grow wide as she hears the voice and she spins to face Ashley, “Umm, did you hear that, Ashley?”
Ashley tears her eyes off of Xander and Spike, “Hear what?”
“Never mind, oh well. It sounded like, umm, Dru.”
“What!?!”
Spike hears the name and snaps out of his contemplation of Xander, “I’ll be back in a moment, Love. I’m going to see what the girls are up to.”
“Alright, Spike. Be back soon.”
“I will be.”
Spike walks over to the bar, “Girls! What are you doing way over here.”
Dina looks at him, “Um, hi, Spike.”
Ashley waves her hand at him.
“Well, we didn’t want to bother you and Xander.”
Ashley motions at him with the same hand she is holding her tea cup in, “Yeah, because the two of you looked, umm...” looks at Dina for help.
“Cozy.”
“Yeah, um, what she said.”
“So, why aren’t you over by Xander?”
Ashley cocks her head to the side, waiting for Spike’s reply.
Spike fidgets a bit, “Well, Xander was worried, and so was I, about you two. So, um, let’s get back to the table now, shall we?” He offers an arm to both girls.
“So, it had nothing to do with me mentioning that I thought I heard Dru’s voice?”
Spike is startled but covers it quickly, but not before the girls see it. “No, luv, now let’s sit back down.”
Ashley shoots Dina a look.
“I think he’s worried,” Dina whispers.
“Yeah, so don’t upset him, ok?” Ashley whispers back.
The hostess returned and took their empty plates and asked them if they wanted any desserts. Dina looked quickly down at her menu and said, “I’ll take the
triple chocolate delight.”
Xander and Spike smiled and ordered the same, while Ashley ordered key lime pie. As they waited for their desserts to come Dina looked over to see two
figures making a hasty retreat.
She was about to say something when the desserts came. Sighing she looked down at the chocolate nummyness that was on the plate in front of her, and drooled,
like any self respecting chocoholic would. She saw the look of want on Ashley’s face as she looked at the desserts the others were eating.
“You could have ordered this, Ashley.”
“But I always get key lime pie when I have seafood,” she responded with a cute pout.
“If you want, you can have a few bites of mine.”
They finished their meals and paid the bill and headed out.
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TBC
And That Boys And Girls Is Where It Ended
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